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Disclaimer: I know I forgot this so just incase someone wants to sue me for it, You can't now... So there and I say so... I don't own GW... I don't own this song remake by Christina, Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, & Missy... Of course got to show some love to the original singer of this song Patti Labelle. Must show that love there.

 



Alright I like to thank the people on ff.net who review this fic. I never expected that many. SOOOOO Thank you very much.





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It's Saturday Night

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In the Peacecraft mansion around 9PM on a Saturday night...



Duo: Where are they???



Heero: They're not here



Quatre: Miss Dorothy, girls, anybody



Duo: I don't see why you are saying 'miss'



Quatre: I'm showing respect



Duo: Talk about dominatrx, Do you say that in bed. 



Quatre: Duo!!! ::Blushing Furiously:: 



Duo: It's just a question



Wufei: Baka Onnas... They tell us to show but they're not even here 



Trowa: Do you here anything 



Heero: Yeah, It's coming from downstairs



::They all run downstairs, Duo trips on a empty bottle in the room where candle are lit and the room is dim::



Waiter: Will you all take a seat



Duo: When did they have this and a bar



Quatre: A bar?!? 



Heero: Hey there is Pegan 



Trowa: Pegan what's going on 



Pegan: Just have a seat

Duo: ok

::They sit down, light go off, they here curtain as the stage light dim on::





Sally: Ladies and Gentlemen well sort of anyway welcome to the Moulin Rouge

                         



                          ::Music Starts::



Guys: What is going on





Dorothy Catalonia ::voice background (vbk):: 

               Where’s all mah soul sistas

               Lemme hear ya’ll flow sistas



Quatre: That's Dorothy voice





all (vbk): 

        Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista 

        Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista 



::Relena comes out wearing a Las Vegas authentic pink and sliver showgirls outfit w/ feathers and everything (all will actually just different colors)::



Heero: I...I... Re...





Relena Darlin: 

        He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

        Struttin’ her stuff on the street

        She said, “Hello, hey Heero, you wanna give it a go?” Oh! uh huh



Duo: ::nudges Heero w/his elbow:: Someone gettin' sommin sommin tonight





::Heero gives Duo a  Death glare and smacks him upside his head then turns away and smirks::





Relena and the rest are backup(for now):

              Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)

              Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)

              Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)

              Creole lady Marmalade





Dorothy(vbk): 

            What What, What what





Relena and the rest are vbk:

                 Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

                 Voulez vous coucher avec moi





Dorothy:

              yea yea yea yea





::Hilde walks out same as Relena except Colors are blue, purple and silver::





::Duo trys to run on stage, but is hold back by Heero by the braid::



Hilde:

        He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

        Boy drank all that Magnolia wine

        All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens

        yeah





::Duo trys run up again, but still being pulled back::





Wufei: Are you done yet Maxwell





Relena, Hilde, rest are vbk:

                   Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)

                   Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)

                   Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)

                   Creole lady Marmalade



                   Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)

                   Voulez vous coucher avec moi 

Duo: Ok Heero I'll let you go if you let me go

Heero: Hn.. 

::Everyone else sweatdrop::

:: Dorothy makes her entrance with red and silver and with money in her hand and counting::

Dorothy:

              yea yea uh

             He come through with the money and the garter bags

             I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh

             We independent women, some mistake us for whores

             I'm sayin‘, why spend mine when I can spend yours 

             Disagree? Well that's you and I’m sorry

             Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari

             Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes 

             4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

             Hey sistas, soul sistas... betta get that dough sistas

             We drink wine with diamonds in the glass 

:: starts to walk down steps to where the guys are seatted::

             bottle case the meaning of expensive taste

             if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya 

             Mocha Chocalate-a what?

             Real Lady Marmalade

::walks to Quatre and sits on his lap, Pokes Trowa and points to the stage::

            One more time C’mon now
All: 

        Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade... 

::Trowa sitting hoping it's not his sister and see Midii in same outfit as the rest with Green, silver and blue::

Midii:  

         Hey Hey Hey!

         Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth

         color of cafe au lait alright

         Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,

        More-more-more 

::starts jumping up and down::

Hilde: 

          Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5 

::Hilde walks down the steps like Dorothy did before and pushes Duo down on the seat before he could get up::

Quatre: And you said

Duo: No I never said she wasn't

Relena:

               Living his brave life of lies 

::Heero now looking for a missing Relena, who suddenly pop up from behind and gives Heero a kiss on the cheek::

Midii:

          But when he turns off to sleep memories creep, 

          More-more-more

::Midii jumps off stage and starts to take off her gloves and trows them at Trowa as they all head back on stage::

All:(by now they started freak dancing)

       Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)

       Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)

       Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)

       Creole lady Marmalade

       Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)

        Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)

        Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)

        Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C‘Mon! uh)

Sally:

           Midii...

(Midii: oh Leaeaa Oh)

          Hilde... 

(Hilde: Lady Marmalade)

          Dorothy...

(Dorothy: hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)

          Relena.. 

(Relena: Oh Oh oooo)

         Rot wailer baby...

(Relena: baby)

         Moulin Rouge...

        Preventer Poe here...

All:

        Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......

::The girls all collapse where they were once standing::

Heero: That was something

Duo: Can you do that again

Girls: No 

Duo: Wait a sec how did you get Midii to sing and Dorothy to rap

Hilde: Well 

Relena: Well you see that bar 

::Everyone else nodded::

Heero: nuff said... wait a second. When did everyone leave...

Duo: Huh....I don't know. Anyway what does Voulez vous coucher avec moi mean?

Hilde: Will you sleep with me

Duo: Gladly 

Hilde: Duo!!!

::Duo throws Hilde over his shoulder and runs the stairs:: 

Heero: That was corny

::Duo sticks tongue at Heero::

Relena: So..

Heero: Are you going to have these more often?

Relena: I'm not sure

Heero: Will you still wear that.

Relena: Depends

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Iron Mouse(me): We're done girls 

Relena: Finally

IM: Almost

Hilde: What do you mean almost

IM:Well the guys are goin to sing Rump Shaker

Dorothy: You can't be serious

IM: Yep 

Sally: This can't be good

IM: Where were you, Sal

Sally: Not anywhere far 

IM: I'm sure 

Midii: This is for the next chapter right... right



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Goodnight