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Jigglypuff's Clues

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Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people, not any of them... Sakura, Iron Mouse, and Sam are Aliases we used so no one we know bothers us thinking we are on crack...however being the case. President Bush, Dan Rather are people and it fun to poke fun at them. If Jay Leno can do that so can I.

Note: This was written back a two years ago. Wow how much time can pass.

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Announcer: Here today on Jigglypuff's Clues...

Sakura: Shouldn't we be typing in pink?

Iron mouse(IM): No, because we already wrote in pink and we all, well maybe not you, like black.

Dan Rather: Excuse me, can you tell me where CBS is, because I'm feeling a little lost. See President Bush and I were on our way there but he gave me the wrong directions and now we are in Kanass

IM: HEY DAN RATHER JUST SAID A WORDY DIRTY

Sakura: Well he's also more mature than you

IM: No, he just said Kansas wrong

Sakura: Sam what do you think?

Sam: What about the grass??

President Bush: Did someone say something about grass? I like grass ,grass is good grass is wise. see ,when you listen to the voices in your head you hear pretty sounds and........

IM: This is why I'm an independent.

Sakura: I'm a democrat

Dan Rather: I'm a republican. I also am part of the AA.

Sam: This is supposed to be about a hole not politics.

Dan Rather : I can lead you to a giant hole its right over there. Its name is George. Say hello to George and you can have whatever you want. Such as power, money, and weapons of mass destruction.

IM: Do you have Gundam like the deathsythe hell custom

Sakura: Hey watch your mouth young lady

Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all

Sam: Yes we should. That's bull. Everyone will always argue and fight. Besides you live on a piece of sheet metal!!!!!! AND you're a blond Arabian THERE IS NO SUCH THING .YOU DO NOT EXIST.

Jigglypuff: Can I put in my 2 cents, I would like everyone to know that I am deeply offended by what has been said here. thank you for listening , I will be here all week. Be sure to tip you waitress. Jiggly

IM: Umm alright don't forget, your local IHOP is right down the street and this is it for the pilot episode of Jigglypuff's clues and maybe every episode.

Zim (from Invator Zim): YOU ARE WRONG YOU STUPID HUMAN

IM: Oh f***ing hell, another person depriving a village.

Sakura: Iron Mouse, I am tempted by the heavens not to beat you.

IM: And I am tempted by hell itself to irritate you.

Sam: What about the hole?

Sakura: Let it go

IM: I have a feeling, we will never go on a safari in my front yard for the hole.

Sakura: You bet your sorry ass.

Sam & IM: HEY, WE CAUGHT THAT!!!! 

IM: Oh we just go a call from Zechs, our show has been cancel. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANCEL!!!!! WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE GRASS. DAMMIT ZECHS, OH YOU WERE JUST KIDDING. THAT WONDERFUL. SAKURA DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. Like I said before this the end of Jigglypuff's clues with Samantha, Sakura and lovable me Iron Mouse. Hey Jigglypuff sing so I can go! ^_~

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Jigglypuff's clues made up to talk about the hole in Iron mouse's yard by Sakura Schbeiker, Samantha Nelson, and the best in the entire universe Chibi Chibi Iron Mouse. If this offended you in some way... THEN YOU SHOULDN'T OF HIT THE BUTTON. OH WELL I ACCEPTS FLAMES TOO DUE TO I PUT THEM ON MY SITES FOR A GOOD LAUGH.